Bailouts and Bankruptcies

Chrysler’s emergence from bankruptcy and yesterday’s acquisition by Fiat got me thinking. As I understand it, the bankruptcy allowed Chrysler to basically shed all the bad things – high labor costs and years of debt – and keep just the good things. I do wonder where exactly the good things have been hidden all this time, because cars and trucks don’t seem to be among them. Chrysler’s quality is almost always near the bottom of the rankings; in Britain, they are ahead of only one company in perceived quality – Fiat. And my one experience with a Chrysler product, a 1984 Dodge Daytona, has made it so that I’ll never buy Chrysler again. That car was in the shop 45 times in 48 months.

But I digress. As I said, yesterday’s news got me thinking about ways this methodology could be applied in other areas. Football teams could declare gridiron bankruptcy and emerge in a couple of weeks having shed their losses, proclaim themselves undefeated, and proceed into the playoffs. Where, of course, they would be about as successful as the new Chrysler-Fiat marriage (Chrysiat? Fiasler?) will probably be.

Graduating college students could declare academic bankruptcy and expunge all grades below a B from their transcripts. That would help tremendously with their job search, or pursuit of graduate school. Until, of course, the same traits that rewarded them with that D in College Algebra will smite them with the mighty arm of reality. Maybe there could be a bailout package for them then, to pay for all those things that a salary would otherwise have handled.

June 10, 2009 В· Harry В· No Comments
Posted in: Life, Politics

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