One of the benefits of the War On Terror! is the proliferation of new government-created symbols. These go far beyond the much-adored color scheme for telling us how much terrorists hate us on a particular day. Here are some of the new symbols, what people think they mean, and what they’re supposed to mean. No, really, they do have meanings!
|The Symbol||What People Think It Means||What It Really Means|
|If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are bald, yell really loud.||Use a whistle if one is available. Shout only as a last resort